(Lily is resisting getting dressed but it's time to leave for Drew's basketball game. She has a pair of furry ugg boots that are way too big so she slips and slides and flops around when she wears them.)
Me: Here! Here! Put your socks on! We gotta go!
Lily: I'm going to wear my furry boots. I like my furry boots!
Me: You're going to wear those terrible boots?! The thing I hate most in the whole entire world?!
Lily: You don't hate these boots most in the world! You hate poop and the smell of poop most in the world!
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We went to drop off a donation at the Goodwill. There was a huge crowd of crazy birds in the parking lot and our van was headed straight for them. I made the "REE! REE! REE!" screeching sound under my breath to Tom and comment on how creepy the birds are.
Lily: Hey! I know that bird!
Drew: Oh yeah?! What's his name?
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Yesterday I trimmed Drew's fingernails. I noticed on one of his thumbs that he had a hangnail. I commented to him about it and told him we would trim it off. Today at lunch he said: Mom! My thumb hurts! Fix it! My nail is hanging out again!

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