Today I had a fasting lab. So, since I couldn't eat anything before of after my run this morning, I was very quick to Lily off to school - 10 minutes early! After dropping Lily off we hurried over to the clinic to get in line. I wanted to be there as early as possible. My mom had warned me that the crowd at the lab first thing in the morning is like a herd of turtles.
All morning Drew had been telling me that he did not want to go with me to the lab. Did. Not. I kept telling him that it wasn't going to take long. Don't worry, it will only take a few minutes. Being the compliant child Drew is, he came along without too much of a fuss. He had dressed himself this morning in his Darth Vader costume and when we arrived in the parking lot he told me he didn't want to wear it in to the building. Turns out, he had to because he was wearing his pajamas underneath, which happened to be what he worn all day yesterday. I told him to keep it on - we'd only be a minute!
It really didn't take long at all. I think we waited about 10 minutes before they called my name. The kids came with me and stood right by my chair. They looked worried, but I was trying to show them that it's not too big of a deal to get a shot or blood drawn. See? Mommy is brave!
Drew stood there. They poked me. He asked me if it hurt. I said, oh, just a tiny pinch. It doesn't hurt me right now. Drew went pale. Drew swayed. Drew went blank. Drew fell foward just as I caught him. They boy had fainted. The lab tech were very nice. She got him an ice pack and offered him juice. He sat on my lap with no color anywhere on his face. His whole body had broken out into a cold sweat, so much so that his hair was wet and he kept saying he was hot. I told the lab techs that I'd carry him and we'd go straight home for some juice. I think he wanted to get out of there.
On the drive home I explained to Drew that what had happened to him was called "fainting" and that it happens to Daddy too. I apologized about 1,000,000 times. He explained the experience to me. He said that everything went blank and then he saw spots all over his body and shoes. He said it was like going blind for a minute. "That's when I got scared."
When we got home I made him a bowl of oatmeal and a tall glass of orange juice. He keeps telling us he's never "failed" before. He keeps forgetting it's called fainting. So, after he finished his oatmeal he asked me if he could watch a little TV. I told him yes and Julianna said she wanted to, too. He said, "No, Julianna. I am the one who failed. I am the only one who can watch TV. I'd never failed before today."