"We don't play with plug-ins."
"Eww. There's poop on your leg."
"We don't eat paper."
"Point your penis down." (What can i say, we're potty training!!!)
"Keep your hands out of your pants. If you'd like to do that please do it in the bathroom."
"FLUSH THE TOILET!!" (To my 4 1/2 year old, not my potty training 2 year old.)
"No snacks until dinner. You don't get a snack when you throw an entire sandwich on the floor to avoid eating it."
"Leave the baby ALONE."
"We are watering the flowers, not the minivan, driveway or mailman."
"Hannah Montana wears leggings under her dresses. See!!?" (As I googled pictures of Miley to try to get Lily to wear something under her dress this morning.)
"Mama! Ma-Ma. Mmmmma Mmmmma. Say Mama. No, not Dada. MAMA!"
"No, it's a girl. She has no hair...but she is definitely a girl. See the pink bikini she is wearing?"
5 comments:
You've been reading Mckmamma!! :)
What's Mckmamma? I really don't know!!
Mckmamma is this well-known blog--www.mycharmingkids.net and she always blogs about the things she tells her kids, just like this post. She just did one yesterday--I thought that's where you got the idea from. I guess great minds think alike!
oh, that's funny! i would have given her credit if i had known it was her idea. :) I'll have to check her out.
Truly love it!!! (The leggings under dresses thing? totally our battle, too...)
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