Drew: I have an evil friend.
Me: An evil friend?
Drew: Yep. An evil friend that is sitting beside you while you drive. He's in your bag.
Me: What does evil mean?
Drew: You know, like I can only see him.
Me: Oh! You mean imaginary!
Drew: Yeah, imaginary.
Me: what's his name?
Drew: Doodle. That's why I always say, 'doodle, doodle, doodle'.
Me: What does he look like?
Drew: He is a boy who wears a red coat down to his feet and nothing else. He doesn't even wear underwear. Only a read coat and that's all.
Me: Hm. Does he have hair?
Drew: Nope. He's bald. He doesn't even have the tiny hairs on his arms. Have you seen the tiny hairs on peoples arms? He is bald and only wears a red coat. It gets pretty stinky because he doesn't take it off to wash it. He can't take it off because then he would be naked.
Me: oh, wow.
Drew: He stinks. Can you smell him?
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