a nutcracking wife...

Julianna: I want Wife [cereal] for breck-sest (breakfast).

Me: Life? You are my life! ha ha

Julianna: I am not your WIFE! You are my WIFE! (Wife only because she doesn't pronounce her L's very well.)

Me: I'm not you're wife?? You crack me up!

Julianna: I do NOT! (In her angry voice) I am the Prairie Nutcracker and I crack you open!